Me: Oh those sweaters look so cute on TV.
Him: See son, those are nerds.
Me: Whatever! They are student body officers.
Me: Uh, excuse me. I was a student body officer.
Him: * Laughs *
Me: And don't tell my baby I was a nerd.
Him: OK, son. Those people are nerds, but you still have to be nice to them.
They may be your boss one day.
Me: * Coughs *
Him: Or your wife. Which is the same thing.