If I can't remember how to turn on the treadmill, it's probably been too long.
Showing posts with label Observations. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Observations. Show all posts
Wednesday, July 2, 2008
Observation: Not a good sign I'll be fitting into my pre-prego jeans once this baby is here
Thursday, May 29, 2008
Also? Ellen's dancing is really an elaborate scheme to communicate with Mexican druglords.
I saw this story on the news yesterday and thought to myself, 'Seriously?!?'

Yes, Rachel Ray's paisley scarf is actually a sneaky sign of support to Muslim terrorists/extremists/bad guys. This concern, voiced by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin (I'm guessing it's because of people like her that my treadmill has the helpful warning: "Do not use if short of breath, dizzy or unconscious." Really? Don't use my treadmill when I'm asleep? Thank you for the warning.), is obviously undeserved, embarrassing and stupid.
Everyone knows that terrorists get their information from Krispy Kreme.

Yes, Rachel Ray's paisley scarf is actually a sneaky sign of support to Muslim terrorists/extremists/bad guys. This concern, voiced by conservative commentator Michelle Malkin (I'm guessing it's because of people like her that my treadmill has the helpful warning: "Do not use if short of breath, dizzy or unconscious." Really? Don't use my treadmill when I'm asleep? Thank you for the warning.), is obviously undeserved, embarrassing and stupid.
Everyone knows that terrorists get their information from Krispy Kreme.
Monday, March 24, 2008
Sacre bleu! Spring is Here.
Hope everyone had a fabulous Easter weekend. In honor of Spring's arrival, here's a fun little feature from The New York Times' always lovely Fashion & Style section.
If you have a spare three minutes today, check out photographer Bill Cunningham's photo essay on the Spring shoes in Paris.
A fun, timely piece as those of us in the cold winter weather climates all join together to bid a big, fat collective 'adieu to our winter boots. Open-toed sandals, here we come.
Magnifique!
Photo from The New York Times by Bill Cunningham
If you have a spare three minutes today, check out photographer Bill Cunningham's photo essay on the Spring shoes in Paris.
A fun, timely piece as those of us in the cold winter weather climates all join together to bid a big, fat collective 'adieu to our winter boots. Open-toed sandals, here we come.
Magnifique!
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
I think they call this irony
Below is the actual email subject line from a helpful person who let our company know our website had a problem that made things, you know, HARD TO READ.
From: XXXX
Date: February 12, 2008 1:30:21 PM MST
To: XXXX
Subject: you're webiste has some script error on in the news section
From: XXXX
Date: February 12, 2008 1:30:21 PM MST
To: XXXX
Subject: you're webiste has some script error on in the news section
Saturday, November 17, 2007
Too bad because I really needed a snack
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