Account manager: Our new client makes a weight-loss ingredient, it's really cool, kind of a high-tech fiber supplement.
Agency partner: Speaking of fiber, I had one of those FiberOne bars.
Account manager: What did you think of it?
Agency partner: It gave me instant farts.
Agency manager: Oh, um, well, you can try this one. It doesn't cause any side effects.
Office manager: But we'll have to make him work outside. Just in case.