Below is a transcript of several comments I heard in our open-floor-plan office. All of the comments were not part of the same conversation, but since I heard them one right after the other, it sounded like they were and made for an interesting eavesdropping moment:
Person 1: Are you really going to pee on that?
Person 2: Don't worry, I'm bringing the bag.
Person 3: I just have to tell myself: 'Remember to pass along the poo!'
In case you were wondering, or are planning to ask the health department to make a friendly stop by our marketing firm:
Person 1: Was asking our boss about a free PH-level test she found in a magazine.
Person 2: Reminding our department she is bringing the Halloween candy to the meeting.
Person 3: Talking about how she doesn't want to forget about the rubber dog poo that's on her desk and has been making its way around as the latest office prank.