Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Overheard: One-track minds

Below is a transcript of several comments I heard in our open-floor-plan office. All of the comments were not part of the same conversation, but since I heard them one right after the other, it sounded like they were and made for an interesting eavesdropping moment:

Person 1: Are you really going to pee on that?

Person 2: Don't worry, I'm bringing the bag.

Person 3: I just have to tell myself: 'Remember to pass along the poo!'


In case you were wondering, or are planning to ask the health department to make a friendly stop by our marketing firm:

Person 1: Was asking our boss about a free PH-level test she found in a magazine.

Person 2: Reminding our department she is bringing the Halloween candy to the meeting.

Person 3: Talking about how she doesn't want to forget about the rubber dog poo that's on her desk and has been making its way around as the latest office prank.


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2 comments:

Advice from Ordinary People Flourishing Together said...

This blog completely cracked me up. I look forward to my weekly updates every time and make sure to do them with no kids or husband around. This way I get to enjoy them and laugh as loud as I want with no one interupting or thinking I am wierd. You are great!

Maegan Leoni said...

pee and poo = funny.